Poker Tables Jokes
Right so your sitting around the poker table having a quite evening with the mates you your bored because all the other guys have taken your money. That's not a joke by the way. Anyway this is an assortment of some nice one liners and a couple of corny poker jokes.
On the side comment have you ever seen any proper poker played with Jokers? This has definitely got to be something that hasn't been looked at seriously by the only poker fraternity.
So you decide your going to crack a joke but to keep it topical you figure you'll hit them with a poker joke.
Here's some material:
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A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing with extraordinary performance.
"This is a very smart dog.", the man commented.
"Not so smart," said one of the players. "every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
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Nice One Liner Poker Joke
AK = Anna Kournikova. Always looks great. Never wins.
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Love this one about the WSOP Poker Joke.
There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says, "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas." He ignores the voice. Later in the day, he hears the voice again. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas." Again, he ignores the voice. Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas." He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas. As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, "Go to the Horseshoe." , He goes to The Horseshoe. The voice says, "Put all your money into a World Series of Poker (WSOP) entry." He puts up his $10,000 and buys an entry into the WSOP. He goes to his assigned tournament table. The first hand is dealt and the guy is dealt AsAd. The voice says, "Go all in." He pushes his entire $10,000 bankroll into the pot. Three players call. The dealer lays down the flop which is Jh10h9h. The voice says, "damn."
